As requested by our members,
I would like to spend some time to raise awareness about the Pax Spiderchickenia, and details about the holy Spiderchicken.
Spiderchicken as one word, not two, was first discovered during whats known as the time of enlightenment. During this golden age, the Spiderchicken was discovered, and the first members of ASSTI started prospering in the light of the Spiderchicken.
Records:
http://www.assti.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=370
We also have a few images of what we believe the Spiderchicken to look like. While the Spiderchicken can ofcourse choose any form, the below are what we believe to be the truest form.
Image 1:
http://www.assti.net/spiderchickenfromspacecw0.jpg
Image 2:
http://www.assti.net/spiderchickenfromspacevl8.jpg
The below documentations are extracts from the Pax Spiderchickenia, as provided by our High Priest of the Ordo Araneus-Pullus Daymar.
Pax Spiderchickenia wrote:
Chapter 1, Vers 21
Repent sinners! For the day of judgement is nigh! The almighty shall come forth from the heavens on a silvery strand of spiderchicken silk and pluck thine sins from thine cursed soul with his glorious righteousness!
Chapter 1, Vers 40
Trust unto the Spiderchicken for he is thine light and thine savour.
Chapter 4, Vers 25
In dark times, look towards the allmighty. For he will thread the way to salvation and good times.
Chapter 6, Vers 320
Yay do I fly through 0.0 I shall fear not the pirate corp. I shall not fear his ransom demand for it is futile to stand against the brood of the Spiderchiken. Blessed be thine name, for they shall conquer all. And in thier wake shall grow a new and mighty Corporation, oposed by none, feared by all!
Chapter 6, Vers 322
Yay do I fly through the valleys of 0.0. I shall fear no evil, for the almighty Spiderchicken shall be my guardian, and he shall smite my enemies unto the fiery anvil of smityness. For if thine enemies shall suffer the wrath of our beloved Spiderchicken these enemies shall rot and fester and smell on the fiery anvill of smityness for nigh unto a thousand years.
Chapter 32, Vers 18
I am the Almighty's tallon that rends all heathens and non believers, like Jaykar, to bloody gruesome ribbons. I am the Almighty's venomous beak that poisons filthy fuzz loving pirates, like Jaykar, that they die a horrible painfully pussfilled death. I am the Almighty's Web that constricts all witches, like Jaykar, and holds them until they die a long and suffering death. Beware the Allmighty's Children!
Chapter 98, Vers 3648
Yay Almighty Spiderchicken, for thou art our savior, deliver us unto riches beyond our wildest dreams, and plunge thine arch nemesis unto thine flaming backside, that they may rot on thine backside for all eternity. Trust unto the Spiderchicken for he is thine light and thine savour.
Please remember the Almighty Spiderchicken, and trust in the Pac Spiderchickenia.
Thank you for reading this dedication and awareness thread. Feel free to ask any questions you may have, or make your own dedications to the Spiderchicken below.
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